I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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