I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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