please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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