The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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