question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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