so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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