I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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