dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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