actually, I'm a sock model
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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