Christians are straight up FREAKS
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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