You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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