By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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