so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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