How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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