why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Randomize
