Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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