my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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