How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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