Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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