we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
false alarm, still single
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Randomize