Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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