Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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