I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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