she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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