don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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