btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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