He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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