Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Nobody cheats on THIS.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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