yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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