So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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