She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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