I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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