Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Can vaginas get frostbite?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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