Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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