You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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