Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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