My friends, they love my intelligence
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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