she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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