everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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