you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I need to calm my uterus...
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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