So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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