Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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