Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Randomize