We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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