Heybabeimwearingurpanties
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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