I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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