i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
