Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
