Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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