watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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