i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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