evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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