come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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