Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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