Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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