:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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