i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
