scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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